Genius or gibberish?💤

Have you ever been getting a massage and suddenly thought,

“Wait… what did I just say?” 😪

Right on the edge of sleep

When your mind’s floating

And random words just slip out of your mouth

Are they wise? Silly?

Somehow they feel kinda deep

philosophical even… and usually funny too🌀✨

So here’s a quiet little collection

of those “almost asleep” one-liners from our guests🌿

💬 “I wouldn’t mind getting absorbed into the floor right now…”

You’re on a bed, but it feels like you’re sinking down

A weird and wonderful truce with gravity🌀

💬 “I think I lost my shape… I’m probably liquid now.”

Said mid-oil massage🫠

Total relaxation unlocked✨

Just melt away and drift off🛏️

💬 “Wait… what year is this?”

The kind of nap that breaks the space-time continuum 😂

💬 “Can you just keep going until morning… in my dream, I mean.”

Sounds selfish, but it’s actually super honest🫧

That’s how good it felt💚

💬 “My whole body just went into OFF mode.”

We love this one😌

The moment when work shuts off

and it’s just you and the now🌿

💬 “This place feels more like home than my job.”

It might sound dramatic—

but people say it with all their heart🍵

💬 “I think I forgot how to breathe for a sec.”

Right after we remind them to take a deep breath😂

Total melt-mode🫧

💬 “I kinda feel like… it’d be fine if I just disappeared now.”

It’s dark-sounding

but actually a true sign of deep peace😴

Wanting to turn into air🌫️

💬 “Is this a dream? Or real? …whatever, I’m good either way.”

Melted beyond recognition = Enlightened😂

💬 “That’s it, I’m done. I earned this today.”

The classic line

from someone who gave it their all💪

We love hearing it☺️

There are way more like these every night

Sleepy words from a half-dream state

always honest

sometimes deep

and usually hilarious✨

Most guests don’t even remember saying them🤣

Which makes it even more special

Massage doesn’t just ease your body

It unlocks your heart a little too

Even just one sleepy sentence

tells us—

“This person really feels safe” 💚

So if you ever say something like that too,

just know—

you were truly relaxed☺️

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